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sugar mama .. lamar sorrento plays blues y’all

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everybody down here is a blues man…..they all congregate in empty clubs and play the same songs over and over and pat each other on the back and go ‘you’re great……no…you’re great’……i can’t get into that scene…i can not hob knob….this is my guitar, it has like 3 strings….i think its a good blues guitar….to me , this is blues..your opinion may differ..this song is short but i could do this all day long , if requested…would i rather paint or play guitar…?….you decide..

but i can assure you, i do not have no sugar mama now..

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lord god…i am in the Washington Post newspaper..i dont know how to make this link click-on so you have to copy it

https://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/restaurants/guss-fried-chicken-is-world-famous-for-a-reason/2017/06/14/5e3a72da-4ca8-11e7-9669-250d0b15f83b_story.html?tid=ss_mail&utm_term=.95f0931cfa84

but if you run adblock you can forget it……
or you must subscribe to the Post….but just take my word, i got a good mention and a link to my website…

i know getting in the Washington post isn’t as cool as getting in the much vaunted wonder-rag The Memphis Flyer, for heavens sake, now is it…?..

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are you hot…?

its summer….its june….2017..it think that’s the year..in the south ,where i live, it is still like its the Civil War except we have cars now..
its only 3 weeks till the 4th of July and is not even hot in
Memphis yet…i am not complaining.

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people are all asking when will i post more paintings

it is memorial day weekend…2017….i think the website is going good now…..

if you have any problems with it, let me know….but you are probably at your cozy cabin on the lake for the holiday…..i dont have one, i’m just a poor jerk,..,.have fun…..the weather is cool here..i will sit on the porch and imagine stuff…like my  cabin on a lake, near Jerkville, Tn

i have a page now….MUSIC…where you can download my sngs…

and also you can also preview them……i have a lot of  songs…more will be added daily, probably

they are only 50 cents a song….compared to 99 cents at other places.,.

i got written up….not by a cop….but by a magazine…see above photo…!..thats not me…but i am in the issue….Vintage Guitar Magazine July 2017 issue…..this has upset several musicians in Memphis, which really tickles  me…i don’t have any cd’s left right now ..i had no idea I was getting a write-up….but i am ordering more cd’s …. i sell them at the counter at The Mail Center on Madison Ave in Midtown Memphis…they have some left…i prefer using them over Amazon.

 

amazon..

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it may seem that i have quit painting but i have not…

hi there…. its May 2017…..it may seem that i have quit painting but i have not… I have invented a smart phone that has a turn signal on it…..but people won’t use them either… why did the siamese twins move to england…?..so the other one could drive for a while… what does FIAT stand for…? Fix It Again Tony…. i wish there was a key on the keyboard that was ‘t so you could make contraction like don’t and ain’t etc…much easier… ————————————————–

— here is a link to some illustrations i did for the OXFORD AMERICAN magazine …….it came out pretty good…. check it out…. http://www.oxfordamerican.org/magazine/item/555-the-search-for-blind-lemon big announcement… FREE SHIPPING NOW….ON EVERYTHING……EVERY PRICE YOU SEE INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA…!! .

. i sent off my DNA to be checked,,,for my past history…,,to one of those labs..where you pay , like …200 dollars……it turns out , i had an arrest warrant from 1764 still open on me..i wish i had never sent off my sample,,,,i am laying low…and i am no longer wearing shoes with big buckles on them.. did you see my paintings in the movie Boyhood..?…they were featured in a scene…..i am cleaning off the mantle for my Oscar..

also i appear in the HI Records documentary Take Me To The River……the story of the legendary Memphis Willie Mitchell studio…an incredibly cool place to go and record or just hang out.. but enough about me……oh wait…..this is my website….so IT’S ALL ABOUT ME..!! .which is the whole purpose of the internet…the MeVerse…

 

EDDIE GUITAR photo of me (above) by

J. Shimon & J. Lindemann

two wonderful friends of mine.. any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985 or email earzip@gmail.com cheers..!!