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people are all asking when will i post more paintings

it is memorial day weekend…2017….i think the website is going good now…..

if you have any problems with it, let me know….but you are probably at your cozy cabin on the lake for the holiday…..i dont have one, i’m just a poor jerk,..,.have fun…..the weather is cool here..i will sit on the porch and imagine stuff…like my  cabin on a lake, near Jerkville, Tn

i have a page now….MUSIC…where you can download my sngs…

and also you can also preview them……i have a lot of  songs…more will be added daily, probably

they are only 50 cents a song….compared to 99 cents at other places.,.

i got written up….not by a cop….but by a magazine…see above photo…!..thats not me…but i am in the issue….Vintage Guitar Magazine July 2017 issue…..this has upset several musicians in Memphis, which really tickles  me…i don’t have any cd’s left right now ..i had no idea I was getting a write-up….but i am ordering more cd’s …. i sell them at the counter at The Mail Center on Madison Ave in Midtown Memphis…they have some left…i prefer using them over Amazon.

 

amazon..

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it may seem that i have quit painting but i have not…

hi there…. its May 2017…..it may seem that i have quit painting but i have not… I have invented a smart phone that has a turn signal on it…..but people won’t use them either… why did the siamese twins move to england…?..so the other one could drive for a while… what does FIAT stand for…? Fix It Again Tony…. i wish there was a key on the keyboard that was ‘t so you could make contraction like don’t and ain’t etc…much easier… ————————————————–

— here is a link to some illustrations i did for the OXFORD AMERICAN magazine …….it came out pretty good…. check it out…. http://www.oxfordamerican.org/magazine/item/555-the-search-for-blind-lemon big announcement… FREE SHIPPING NOW….ON EVERYTHING……EVERY PRICE YOU SEE INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA…!! .

. i sent off my DNA to be checked,,,for my past history…,,to one of those labs..where you pay , like …200 dollars……it turns out , i had an arrest warrant from 1764 still open on me..i wish i had never sent off my sample,,,,i am laying low…and i am no longer wearing shoes with big buckles on them.. did you see my paintings in the movie Boyhood..?…they were featured in a scene…..i am cleaning off the mantle for my Oscar..

also i appear in the HI Records documentary Take Me To The River……the story of the legendary Memphis Willie Mitchell studio…an incredibly cool place to go and record or just hang out.. but enough about me……oh wait…..this is my website….so IT’S ALL ABOUT ME..!! .which is the whole purpose of the internet…the MeVerse…

 

EDDIE GUITAR photo of me (above) by

J. Shimon & J. Lindemann

two wonderful friends of mine.. any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985 or email earzip@gmail.com cheers..!!

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Some things are simply beyond one’s control…

my new favorite tv show is The Detectorists on Netflix…a two season british tv show….its so good…i love it so much..i am ready to get back out with my detector now……the weather is better….so far i am 35 cents and a large metal washer ahead…..

the show  is about a group who like to use their metal detectors and find stuff…a small club  of them in an english village..and their families…fantastic show..

..i take this whole confluence of tv and reality as a sign…my detector is the Tesoro Compadre…it is very affordable (cheap) and very light to hold  and it works great…i recommend it…it is dead simple….it just has one knob and a speaker……set it on/near Iron,,,and you are good to go….it can find gold…silver…pot metal…whatever…soda cans…whatever…there is no detector that can just find gold…i can explain it more in detail to you , if you want…if you lose a soda can and need it found, i am your man.,

 

A duck walks into a drug store…..and says to clerk….’ gimme a tube of chapstick.’

Clerk says….’that will be 99 cents’

Duck says ‘ just put it on my bill..’

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greetings

hi there…. its May 2017…..it may seem that  i have quit painting but i have not… I have invented a smart phone that has a turn signal on it…..but people won’t use them either…   why did the siamese twins move to england…?..so the other one could drive for a while… what does FIAT stand for…? Fix It Again Tony….   i wish there was a key on the keyboard that was ‘t so you could make contraction like don’t and ain’t etc…much easier…   ————————————————–

— here is a link to some illustrations i did for the OXFORD AMERICAN magazine …….it came out pretty good…. check it out…. http://www.oxfordamerican.org/magazine/item/555-the-search-for-blind-lemon     big announcement… FREE SHIPPING NOW….ON EVERYTHING……EVERY PRICE YOU SEE INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA…!! .

. i sent off my DNA to be checked,,,for my past history…,,to one of those labs..where you pay , like …200 dollars……it turns out , i had an arrest warrant from 1764 still open on me..i wish i had never sent off my sample,,,,i am laying low…and i am no longer wearing shoes with big buckles on them.. did you see my paintings in the movie Boyhood..?…they were featured in a scene…..i am cleaning off the mantle for my Oscar..

also i appear in the HI Records documentary Take Me To The River……the story of the legendary Memphis Willie Mitchell studio…an incredibly cool place to go and record or just hang out.. but enough about me……oh wait…..this is my website….so IT’S ALL ABOUT ME..!! .which is the whole purpose of the internet…the MeVerse…

 

CELEBRITY LIST,, i get a lot of people asking me about  my celebrity client list that was on my old website…..it got erased..but since many people are so into celebrity i will try here to remember most of the people.,,,here they are in no particular order,,,i am not saying i met all these people,,,very few  i met in person in fact.,,,,but i know they either bought one or got one or whatever way obtained one,,,and they like it,,, neil young, jackson browne, david lindley, jimmie vaughan, marty stuart, drew barrymore, michael hutchence, keith richards, bobby whitlock, mark knopfler, richard bennett, susan sarandon, meryl streep, kim richey, john kay,  charlie sexton, david caruso, jaan uhelszki, huey lewis,  lucinda williams,  wilco,  kinky friedman, the band  great white,  johnny colla, big Al Anderson.. etc etc……i know there is  lots more,,,,,my mind slips,,,i will come back later and add more when i can remember better,,,if you are a celebrity and have a painting of mine , drop me a line,,,         any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985 or email earzip@gmail.com   i am bailing out of my old yahoo mail account , as it seems unstable and yahoo is doomed anyway,,     EDDIE GUITAR photo of me (above) by

J. Shimon & J. Lindemann

two wonderful friends of mine.. any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985 or email earzip@gmail.com   cheers..!!