this is from a forthcoming anthology titled ‘Terrible Cartoons’….
my new cartoon…
Month: June 2018
how to talk to the opposite sex
radio said to tv set……..
‘you turn me on….!…’
tv set to radio….’thats
easy for you to say’…”’
radio to tv set…..’did you used to belong to Elvis…?’
tv set to radio……’how did you know that..?’
the quality of mercy is not strained….
it is bought with money
hard cash…moolah…wampum…do-re-mi…lettuce…
pesos…bucks…..benjamins….greenbacks.,,.,,bread…scratch…
go go go
every other day
i have adopted this work schedule…..(have you heard them pronounce ‘schedule’ in England..?..it’s insane..!)