Month: December 2023

I hate the internet…

soon you will have to pay a monthly fee to some quirky named web site to flush your toilet..!

kill the internet…while you can…

just give me a wire that you screw into a box next to your tv ,  then you screw the box into your tv…..that’s all we need..!

Did you watch Asteroid City…?…. I so , so muchly love Wes Anderson movies but  this one just escapes me….I guess it’s my advanced age….or I had a stroke and am unaware….the movie made me want a can of Fresca…is all I got out of it..

I’d rather be forced to watch Avatar..

This here is Aunt Lib… a real Mississippi midget…..she was a school teacher….she was some kin  to my grandmother….sister or cousin or something…. I was always terrified of her..she was really smart.

the button is just a funny thing I found..

I have a backlog of painting requests but am slowly remembering them….please email me if you want to see if I’m alive…and if you still want your request..I appreciate them all….

happy holiday..

im not on instagram….never had twitter…..I was on Facebook long enough to get death threats ,so I deleted it..I’ve never used ‘lol’…..if you use ‘lol’ I’ll be inclined to not talk to you again..

I favor the Jews…they make great Bagels…Dylan is a Jew…maybe in name only…he made a Christian album….Jesus was a Jew…..Raquel Welch was in the Jewish army…

In 4 or 5 years American Pro football will only be played online…as a video game…but you will still be able to bet on it….Sports Betting is the permanent social crack….The NY Giants will still suck even as a digital only team..don’t get all dreamy just because they won last week…

The Grateful Dead …. I made a Jerry Garcia pillow and 2 Jerry Garcia coffee cups…I can’t sell them because they will sue me…

What did Timex say to Rolex…?…hey buddy, got a minute..?