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i was wrong

oh i was wrong , so wrong about the blues being so unpopular now….you all were right…it is popular still….

you bought a ton of blues guy paintings  this week from my website…thank you…. it was good to see that real people are still out there and possessing the strength to mash some buttons.

my offer still stands to sell Natalie Portman a painting for one dollar ..!!…if she will just call me sometime. no big deal… if you dont want one, its ok with me. dont worry about it…i’m fine… in fact, just forget it , you know….go on down to Tribeca and hang out with De Niro and his friends or just do, you know, what Hollywood types do.. talk about your favorite roles, talk bad about other actors, talk about politics, talk about trying to get one of those new $500 dollar government monthly checks. if i get one , you can have Natalie. she has only acted good 3 times and those were before she got old. now she will just be on Lifetime Channel movies and will be forced to cry 11 times per movie.




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it takes a worried man

 i am taking

time out from my hobby, as shown here,  to list some new paintings. there’s 7 or 8 new ones…

in keeping with my being out of touch , they are all blues guy paintings. blues is terrifically unpopular now.

‘honey, Lamar has posted a bunch of new paintings….!!!”

“great, any Cash or Bowie or Dylan…?”

“no, they are all paintings of old blues guys you never heard of, but they are good paintings…!”

“fuck it, not interested,…. come to bed and bring me some more wine,”



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i dont have any but come back soon

i will have a couple of big deluxe ones this weekend…check your local listings for time and station..

dont go out and  get loaded on booze and get pulled over by cops  this weekend.  stay home and draw on your arms and legs with a sharpie.



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Amazon will take over everything soon..Walgreens sucks

i was just at Walgreens, the most fucked up store in the world. they had one clerk , a poor old woman that looked even older than the woman in this photo. she had about 8 people in line and she looked like a deer in the headlights.  she had no idea what she was doing..

this woman doesnt need to be thrown into such a busy environment where all kinds of retards come in and try to return bogus merchandise or pay with 2 party checks etc. she needs to be in a nursing home, i guess the poor woman needs money, i cant blame her but i blame Walgreens , the biggest bunch of suck-asses in the USA.

she obviously had no training and wasnt phsically able to perform this job…poor lady….

if this is what Walgreens calls an employee,  then go buy Amazon stock , right now,  even if you can only buy one share.

do you want to stand in line for 30 minutes to buy some mouthwash and a toothbrush from a 100 year old woman..?…?….no, you will just order it from Amazon and get it next day..

Amazon will be next day delivering all the stuff that Walgreens tries to sell except drugs. poor people that dont have internet or credit cards will not have  anywhere to buy anything.

in the whole Walgreens store there was just this poor old woman clerk besides the pharmacist.  Walgreens bought Rite-Aid which was a great store and i loved it  and Walgreens  closed it up, they couldnt stand to see a store that actually could function.