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panther lamps  i love them…

 

WORST  BEERS .. i have tasted,   a pictorial essay..

WARNING , STRONG CUSS WORDS AND SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN..

 

Bud Light..

I cant be your friend if you drink this shit.

 

if you have ever tasted warm automobile transmission fluid then you know how this will taste…The Irish Shame.

 

pabst is so bad , they had to use this hot babe to get you to buy it..impressive taters but still, this beer is a total loser.

it gives me a headache in the front of my forehead almost instantly.

 

OK SWINGERS..!!…lime doesn’t improve a good beer. it ruins it. Corona is so bad  lime almost improves its horror. Mexican piss water.

 

 

Milwaukees Best is so terrible that they had to get this woman to strip nekkid to get your dick brain to consider buying it..see her staring at her breast in shame, thinking to herself, ”will this really get me into movies, like the guy told me..?’..maybe i need implants..” i will admit though, if you have limited funds and need a lot of beer to serve at a party for people with learning disabilities, get a 48 pack of Milwaukees Best Ice and get it ice cold in a big tub and it will work fine, and only set you back about 25 dollars..

Coors Light is so bad they had to use yet another 94 percent  nekkid woman to sell it .,…bear piss and snow dont mix….this stuff  is just awful…how come people buy it..?….why do i hate it,…?..am i an asshole..?..ok ok. if it was a bikini party and she wanted me to drink some, i bet i would. but how many bikini parties do i get invited to…?..none……the model could be from Mississippi State University.

 

i saved the worst for last. i see millennials buying this and acting all cool about it….this country has no future. in 30 years all antiques will be from IKEA or Wayfair. this beer defies description it is so awful, it only  can be swallowed without  gagging if it is near frozen. if u want beer with no calories, just drink water and get punched in the head. the sad part is, it costs the same as actual good beer…that’s what is hard to understand. this would be the beer served at an Elizabeth Warren fund raiser.

indifference has driven me into a ditch..

an original poem by me….

the stripes on my shirt remind me of a circus

i once attended

the clowns looked  so sad  ,  that when they laughed

i was offended

the whole place smelled of grief  and

manure

when the show was over

i had never been bluer

so i slowly  walked  home

to my run down shack

i couldn’t wait for the

clowns to come back.

 

 

 

 

 

i am trying to paint some new things for you to look at…

its not going so well….

cleaned out…. my shelves are empty ….people bought everything…

i feel bad when i dont have anything for sale but what can i do…?

someone gave me a lot of old wood yesterday so i have material..i really like old wood that i find or that i am given,… i really dont like buying wood at Home Depot..i like old canvases too…i like to recycle…i am green.

so i will get back to work although i really need some time off…. like a year ….if you dont see anything new, before long,  then you will know that i am not working.

i love all of you. you’re all beautiful.

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some people who are big fans cant stand any criticism of the Cardinals..i have always been a big fan.  but i am a realist.

they are an ok team but whoever is doing the hiring there is deficient in the brain… i know THEY HAVE MONEY..

the champion Astros spent less on salaries in 2017 than the Cardinals did.. they hired smart..the cardinals didnt.

its not all bad news…i’m not an asshole (your opinion may vary)

for starters…pitching….some teams have relief problems, the Cardinals have starter problems.

Wainwright is old, he has never not been on the disabled list in his whole time there, he wont last the season.  his stuff is good right now,.you certainly cant build a dynasty on him. he is a nice guy.

Wacha…he was demoted to kindergarten after he proved to be nothing more than a batting practice pitcher for their opponents.

the cardinals have some good relievers.

Carpenter…good clutch hitter, he has no arm to be a great third baseman.

Ozuna…good hitter , one of the worst outfielders in the major leagues.

Goldschmidt. he has hit a lot of singles. not proving to be a power hitter or a hot shot personality. he is no Javier Baez.

Bader…. tremendous throwing arm from center field, he is still learning the position. he can’t hit. he hustles his ass off, i love that about him.

Wong…is doing great all the way around. he is their smartest acquisition.

the Cardinals lack a Mickey Mantle prospect. they have to find an all around star player who can hit big, field great and be a leader. they dont grow on trees, i know, but the Budweiser family is not poor. they are just cheap.

all these players’ various deficiencies chip way gradually at the final result. leaving the team treading water in the mid to lower echelon waters  of  the National league Central division

the Braves they came down here to Memphis and signed Austin Riley  up and he is now the hottest rookie in the majors. he is tremendous. the Braves signed him up right under the Cardinals stuffed up noses.

half of the Cardianls lineup is made up of short stubby white men. that’s not what you want in the major leagues.  i think the Cincinnati  Reds are the under rated team .

the Cardinals operate under an invisible  wet blanket. i wish they could drop it.