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thank you for your service station.,..

well thats my spinach mama…no its not for you.

thats my spinach mama, gonna chop you half in two..

thats a my….thats a my…thats a my spinach mama.

aint got no spinach for you…

 

oh i was wrong , so wrong about the blues being so unpopular now….you all were right…it is popular still….

you bought a ton of blues guy paintings  this week from my website…thank you…. it was good to see that real people are still out there and possessing the strength to mash some buttons.

my offer still stands to sell Natalie Portman a painting for one dollar ..!!…if she will just call me sometime. no big deal… if you dont want one, its ok with me. dont worry about it…i’m fine… in fact, just forget it , you know….go on down to Tribeca and hang out with De Niro and his friends or just do, you know, what Hollywood types do.. talk about your favorite roles, talk bad about other actors, talk about politics, talk about trying to get one of those new $500 dollar government monthly checks. if i get one , you can have Natalie. she has only acted good 3 times and those were before she got old. now she will just be on Lifetime Channel movies and will be forced to cry 11 times per movie.

 

 

 

 i am taking

time out from my hobby, as shown here,  to list some new paintings. there’s 7 or 8 new ones…

in keeping with my being out of touch , they are all blues guy paintings. blues is terrifically unpopular now.

‘honey, Lamar has posted a bunch of new paintings….!!!”

“great, any Cash or Bowie or Dylan…?”

“no, they are all paintings of old blues guys you never heard of, but they are good paintings…!”

“fuck it, not interested,…. come to bed and bring me some more wine,”

 

 

this is a mash up of Popeye and Elvis. i don’t really know what it means.

this is posted near the Airport in Memphis to warn arriving passengers. I really don’t appreciate it.

 

 

 

i posted a couple of big new paintings and i jumped into my hot car and drove to the beach…this is fun….this is living…!