Category: Blog

dont go out and  get loaded on booze and get pulled over by cops  this weekend.  stay home and draw on your arms and legs with a sharpie.

 

 

i was just at Walgreens, the most fucked up store in the world. they had one clerk , a poor old woman that looked even older than the woman in this photo. she had about 8 people in line and she looked like a deer in the headlights.  she had no idea what she was doing..

this woman doesnt need to be thrown into such a busy environment where all kinds of retards come in and try to return bogus merchandise or pay with 2 party checks etc. she needs to be in a nursing home, i guess the poor woman needs money, i cant blame her but i blame Walgreens , the biggest bunch of suck-asses in the USA.

she obviously had no training and wasnt phsically able to perform this job…poor lady….

if this is what Walgreens calls an employee,  then go buy Amazon stock , right now,  even if you can only buy one share.

do you want to stand in line for 30 minutes to buy some mouthwash and a toothbrush from a 100 year old woman..?…?….no, you will just order it from Amazon and get it next day..

Amazon will be next day delivering all the stuff that Walgreens tries to sell except drugs. poor people that dont have internet or credit cards will not have  anywhere to buy anything.

in the whole Walgreens store there was just this poor old woman clerk besides the pharmacist.  Walgreens bought Rite-Aid which was a great store and i loved it  and Walgreens  closed it up, they couldnt stand to see a store that actually could function.

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”

ha freeking ha – ha.

the gulf between what technology can do…..such as sending  you an email everyday  showing you the mail that is coming to your house  and the sad reality of finding a flesh and blood postman or postwoman to actually deliver it to your house , that gulf is very wide.

 

 

 

its hard to deal with the fact that people all over earth are watching the new season 8  of GOT but my tv set died and all i get now is regular basic cable on a 1980s tv set , which miraculously has a good picture , although the screen is smaller than a record album…i watch baseball on it but to see the score i have to crawl across the floor and put my face up to the screen to read the graphics.

i like for a show to make some sense, like Game Of Thrones does. . The Hound is my favorite character. he will probably get killed this year, i hope they dont turn him into a White Walker but that seems to be the coming fate of everybody, which is pretty weird.

maybe when GOT  is over these characters will move over to The Walking Dead (the worst series ever created) and kill everybody in about 4 minutes.

if i would been a character on the first season of  GOT , i would have been killed horribly in my first appearance , but would have parlayed that experience into endless talk show spots discussing things that i saw and heard on the set and juicy juicy gossip. i would be getting gigs at Comic Con and at various casinos as a greeter. . if a canoe twice is canoes why isnt a casino twice called  casinoes.

i have a real old walking cane that is a sword in disguise, if you cross me when i am walking,  i might run you through, if provoked. i can see old dried blood on the blade.

 

i am ready for a new series of Fargo.

i ate 2 cans of Armour Vienna Sausage the other day. for lunch. with mustard and crackers.

the next day i noticed that my hair was never more healthy looking..

 

the 3 leading candidates  for the new Martian Land Rover. which would you prefer to depend on to bring you help,

if you were stuck in a ditch on Mars…?

 

i have two  or three  8 track players in the house, not in my truck..i love listening to them.. they are tape and they play at high speed and they sound better than cassettes or records too. a lot of them are straight off the master tapes but some are bootleg 2nd or 3rd or 4th generation.

many of the low budget tapes were sold in truck stops and in girlie magazine stores.

i collect good tapes….. you know beatles,  blues, byrds, 60’s rock stuff,  organ jazz trio music. i never bought one just to look at

till now…

who did they pay royalties to?..any idea…?

is Mike
Pence involved ..?

most of you have never heard of Slappy
White but he is probably on the youtube.,

i need to have a small party and play this  and serve cool ranch doritos  with cheese dip and some
colt 45 malt liquor.

if thine eye offends thee, then pluck it out.