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this is how i feel when

i realize i am out of some colors of paint and it is 10 minutes till the art store closes and i still have to go to the bathroom really bad but i also  really need to finish some painting that night so i go over in my mind how to make brown paint if you don’t have any and i know there must be some way like maybe putting white and red and black together would that work? i cant decide if i need to go get some that is already mixed and does that make me a third class artist.? i hope it does because now i am about 5th or 6th class at best. so i will just lie here till it is too late to go to the store and maybe a vulture will pluck out my eyes and i can then take my dog Kenny down to the corner everyday and wave at cars when i hear them and  maybe they will think Kenny is cute and pull over and toss some coins at me and i will spend all day feeling around on the ground for them. what a life..

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those plucky Japanese

they killed gillions of Chinese including children and women   during the Nanjing Massacre
during the 1930’s..read below
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The Nanjing Massacre, or Rape of Nanjing, was an episode of mass murder and mass rape committed by Japanese troops against the residents of Nanjing, then the capital of the Republic of China, during the Second Sino-Japanese War. Wikipedia

End date: January 1938
Results: 50,000–300,000 dead (primary sources),

 

then they brutally killed hundreds or thousands  of American and Phillipino prisoners of war during WWII

read it here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataan_Death_March

 

now they want to show you how to fix scratches and pops in your classic vinyl records with WD-40 .

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i am in this documentary …

https://glidemagazine.com/221260/sxsw-film-review-boy-howdy/

i havent seen it but they said i  made the  final cut, and i am in   a couple of scenes …so watch for me,,,they say i have mass appeal..my part  was done in Nashville…

i had 2 of my teeth knocked out  before the interview  , so i looked very old school rock.  like maybe
Slade or something……i  have them fixed now..,.

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Dear Powerball, kiss my ass.

 

help us Aldus Roger….help

 

got something you want me to do.,,,?

call me…..i’m  a late nite bird…and an afternoon bird…in the morning this bird does not sing.

my phone number is  on this site somewhere…i aint saying where,

people dont talk anymore..they just text..that is so boring and juvenile,

 

 

 

here are …

some Fun true facts that might interest you. !!!

Tennessee Pride Pork Sausage is made in Arkansas.

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his baseball cap to keep cool,  he changed it every two innings.

my cousin Jim is running for governor of Mississippi this year and he will win.

all swans in England belong to the Queen.

it takes glass one million years to decompose.

i have never voted.

 

 

 

 

 

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stranger than truth … Tina Fey and Dear Abby

related…?..alien body double…?…..the source of her material. ?….you tell me………one bad hair style away from oblivion…?…    i just present these glimpses  for your consideration..

all Tina needs  is a set of ‘Paulie’  wings…

 

to achieve this….

 

at my age, i spend most of my time trying to not take yet another nap. sometimes i wake up in the middle of a nap and am so tired that i have to sit up and rest my head on my palm and rest some before laying back down and napping more…

i have terrible trouble writing  that someone is ‘telling a lie’ or ‘about to die’ . i use those terms instead of trying to remember how to spell it ‘lying’ or ‘lieing ‘or ‘dieing’ or ‘dying’ or what all.

if you  are telling me an untruth  while you are prone in the bed are you ‘lieing to me while lieing.’..?..or ‘lying while lieing’…what if you were coloring your hair while having a heart attack…..dying while dying…or dieing while dyeing…?…spell check doesn’t check syntax , it doesn’t care that your sentence makes so sense. maybe soon google will have a logic check. that would be confrontive. thats not even a word but it should be. confrontational. ok,

i heard that as of today, every google search that Liam Neeson enters , it goes to the absolute bottom of the search request pile,  which is taller than the empire state building  and it percolates up and down  there on the bottom of the list   like a turd that you left running in place  in the toilet bowl of  the house where  your  bridge club game is being held.

there also needs to be a dictionary for young people that has numbers in place of many adverbs and prepositions.

there needs to be a type face that has a period or comma the size of a Cheerio so you can tell without searching the hall closet for a damn magnifying glass or leaning forward so close to the screen to see  that you mash some crazy key with your ample bosom or the pack of Marlboro Lights  in your shirt pocket and   it makes everything that you just spent 45 minutes typing, …it makes it disappear and go away….

 

if you are looking for some  of my art to buy, i dont really have any….i have about 30 paintings in my room but i cant get it together to present them.  they are like a bunch of small dogs that you have and you know that if you left them out of the bedroom that you have managed to hide them in while you had company come over, you know they will immediately start humping everybody’s leg in a wild and chaotic canine sex fiesta..