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sugar mama .. lamar sorrento plays blues y’all

everybody down here is a blues man…..they all congregate in empty clubs and play the same songs over and over and pat each other on the back and go ‘you’re great……no…you’re great’……i can’t get into that scene…i can not hob knob….this is my guitar, it has like 3 strings….i think its a good blues guitar….to me , this is blues..your opinion may differ..this song is short but i could do this all day long , if requested…would i rather paint or play guitar…?….you decide..

but i can assure you, i do not have no sugar mama now..

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lord god…i am in the Washington Post newspaper..i dont know how to make this link click-on so you have to copy it

https://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/restaurants/guss-fried-chicken-is-world-famous-for-a-reason/2017/06/14/5e3a72da-4ca8-11e7-9669-250d0b15f83b_story.html?tid=ss_mail&utm_term=.95f0931cfa84

but if you run adblock you can forget it……
or you must subscribe to the Post….but just take my word, i got a good mention and a link to my website…

i know getting in the Washington post isn’t as cool as getting in the much vaunted wonder-rag The Memphis Flyer, for heavens sake, now is it…?..

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are you hot…?

its summer….its june….2017..it think that’s the year..in the south ,where i live, it is still like its the Civil War except we have cars now..
its only 3 weeks till the 4th of July and is not even hot in
Memphis yet…i am not complaining.

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greetings

hi there…. its May 2017…..it may seem that  i have quit painting but i have not… I have invented a smart phone that has a turn signal on it…..but people won’t use them either…   why did the siamese twins move to england…?..so the other one could drive for a while… what does FIAT stand for…? Fix It Again Tony….   i wish there was a key on the keyboard that was ‘t so you could make contraction like don’t and ain’t etc…much easier…   ————————————————–

— here is a link to some illustrations i did for the OXFORD AMERICAN magazine …….it came out pretty good…. check it out…. http://www.oxfordamerican.org/magazine/item/555-the-search-for-blind-lemon     big announcement… FREE SHIPPING NOW….ON EVERYTHING……EVERY PRICE YOU SEE INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA…!! .

. i sent off my DNA to be checked,,,for my past history…,,to one of those labs..where you pay , like …200 dollars……it turns out , i had an arrest warrant from 1764 still open on me..i wish i had never sent off my sample,,,,i am laying low…and i am no longer wearing shoes with big buckles on them.. did you see my paintings in the movie Boyhood..?…they were featured in a scene…..i am cleaning off the mantle for my Oscar..

also i appear in the HI Records documentary Take Me To The River……the story of the legendary Memphis Willie Mitchell studio…an incredibly cool place to go and record or just hang out.. but enough about me……oh wait…..this is my website….so IT’S ALL ABOUT ME..!! .which is the whole purpose of the internet…the MeVerse…

 

CELEBRITY LIST,, i get a lot of people asking me about  my celebrity client list that was on my old website…..it got erased..but since many people are so into celebrity i will try here to remember most of the people.,,,here they are in no particular order,,,i am not saying i met all these people,,,very few  i met in person in fact.,,,,but i know they either bought one or got one or whatever way obtained one,,,and they like it,,, neil young, jackson browne, david lindley, jimmie vaughan, marty stuart, drew barrymore, michael hutchence, keith richards, bobby whitlock, mark knopfler, richard bennett, susan sarandon, meryl streep, kim richey, john kay,  charlie sexton, david caruso, jaan uhelszki, huey lewis,  lucinda williams,  wilco,  kinky friedman, the band  great white,  johnny colla, big Al Anderson.. etc etc……i know there is  lots more,,,,,my mind slips,,,i will come back later and add more when i can remember better,,,if you are a celebrity and have a painting of mine , drop me a line,,,         any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985 or email [email protected]   i am bailing out of my old yahoo mail account , as it seems unstable and yahoo is doomed anyway,,     EDDIE GUITAR photo of me (above) by

J. Shimon & J. Lindemann

two wonderful friends of mine.. any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985 or email [email protected]   cheers..!!