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if i had a hammer

Pete Seeger wrote that famous song in 1949….about how if he JUST  had a hammer , he could hammer out justice…freedom…and love……hell, i heard that song when i was young….i knew we were poor but even WE  had a hammer…..in the hall closet…you can buy a hammer at any hardware store in america,,,,. jesus pete…!!, i reckon you didn’t really want a hammer, you just wanted to sing some about how great you could be, if only….!…you coulda come by our house and borrowed our hammer…….you was just talkin big….you wasn’t jack…i hammered stuff…..i didn’t fix any love or justice  that i know of. they sell them at all kinds of stores, pete…come on man.,.get real…

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happy non-religous holiday

i am out of orange juice and am so upset that i can barely think.

i now have to go beck to rite-aid to get a jug of it and must take the chance of getting in line behind “Ms. Senile of 2018′ ..

when that happens , i bring up one of the lawn chairs they sell and grab a magazine. right now i am enjoying how Princess Meghan is the anti-christ.

i am not posting anything new for a long time…i am contemplating just quitting this grind and just paint whatever i want and then throwing it in a pile and then having a labor day yard sale or something. people are bugging the living hell out of me about stuff. i feel like a ping pong ball in a clothes dryer….one that is turned on…not one that is just sitting there, to be clear.

but many of you know that i exaggerate wildly and often just plain lie.  as the old Roadhog said, ‘a man that don’t lie ain’t got nothing to say’.

 

 

 

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invisible

nurse to doctor…..

‘doctor Wilson, …i know you are very  busy.. but the Invisible Man just came in   and he says he is very sick..’

doctor to nurse….’tell him i can’t see him’…!!

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where does a rabbit go to catch an airplane……..

O’hare…

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where does a sheep go to get a hair cut..?

the baa-baa shop…

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thank you

 

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back

well…i posted a lot of new paintings last week  but they  are about already gone..i sure appreciate it….i was down for january and february.  being old is bad enough without the flu helping out .

i guess i will have to get back to working more… once laziness sets in it is difficult to say goodbye to it.

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Damn the incessant rain

I am adding a good many new ones tonight 2/27/2018….

I will not be doing any shipping until Monday March 5…but you will still get them

In a timely manner…if I had a large Victorian house I would name it Timely Manor..