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Cain and Abel..

“³And it happened in the course of time that Cain brought from the fruit of the soil an offering to the Lord. ⁴And Abel too had brought from the choice firstlings of his flock, and the Lord regarded Abel and his offering ⁵but did not regard Cain and his offering. And Cain was very incensed, and his face fell.’

explanation…..Cain offered the
Lord a bunch of fruit and vegetables..Abel offered the Lord some lambs and sheep……the Lord rejected Cain’s offering but he praised Abels.  the Lord didnt like fruit because  it gave him gas. Cain got mad and killed Abel for not wearing pants…

 

 

concerning all the people who write all the  gillions of blogs and posts etc  and other demented forms of personalized and compartmentalized communication , what will it lead to…? i think that soon someone will come , a man with dark glasses and long fingers,  someone who has had enough and seen enough, and he  will lock-up the alphabet so that no one can make any more words, but he will allow all the funny looking things like # % & * ? +  ! ” ‘ { [ _-////…… so that afterwards all written  communication will look like a bunch of gibberish.  no one will really notice.

JUST CLICK ON IT….its a word document not a virus or a chest cold..

the raccoon THE RACCOON STORY

Vanna….oh Vanna…she didnt fall off a turnip truck and land on Wheel of Fortune..before that she was a famous lingerie model and more… look how high up she pulls her underwear bottoms, that’s the way i wear mine too..!! i would like to buy a vowel or two…

Facebook is the biggest threat to society since the metric system.

this is 20 years ago when i got fat from quitting smoking but now i don’t smoke and am thin because i cant eat more than a can of tuna a day. have you seen my years,,?..where did they go…?….did i even have them…?.. i would wear practically anything back then.  if clothes make the man then look what the hell clothes did to me.,..!..and check out my mullet. it was a Beatle Mullet………………………photo by Murray White from down under..