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i am out of orange juice and am so upset that i can barely think.

i now have to go beck to rite-aid to get a jug of it and must take the chance of getting in line behind “Ms. Senile of 2018′ ..

when that happens , i bring up one of the lawn chairs they sell and grab a magazine. right now i am enjoying how Princess Meghan is the anti-christ.

i am not posting anything new for a long time…i am contemplating just quitting this grind and just paint whatever i want and then throwing it in a pile and then having a labor day yard sale or something. people are bugging the living hell out of me about stuff. i feel like a ping pong ball in a clothes dryer….one that is turned on…not one that is just sitting there, to be clear.

but many of you know that i exaggerate wildly and often just plain lie.  as the old Roadhog said, ‘a man that don’t lie ain’t got nothing to say’.

 

 

 

nurse to doctor…..

‘doctor Wilson, …i know you are very  busy.. but the Invisible Man just came in   and he says he is very sick..’

doctor to nurse….’tell him i can’t see him’…!!

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where does a rabbit go to catch an airplane……..

O’hare…

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where does a sheep go to get a hair cut..?

the baa-baa shop…

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thank you

 

I am adding a good many new ones tonight 2/27/2018….

I will not be doing any shipping until Monday March 5…but you will still get them

In a timely manner…if I had a large Victorian house I would name it Timely Manor..

well..today….the Beatle day sale has gone pretty well….i still have two left,,,i was trying  to recoup 140 dollars from a hideous ebay purchase that i ended up throwing in to the dumpster at the church across the street…thank you jesus for refund and the dumpster..