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Posted on 05/15/202105/18/2021 by lamar sorrento

It’s party time , you alls..!

yes….!

The Two Timers ..we are a small Memphis combo that plays everything.
Blues ..bob dylan….Beatles..rock n roll..you name it……in Memphis Area..

we have a small footprint and big sound..

footprint meaning..we could set up on a small rug..

we play real good but not loud..just loud enough to be terrific….

we will play small parties….small clubs….whatever…we don’t charge much of nothing.but We could certainly enjoy money…I bring a tip bucket .

we play 2 sets…if you don’t like us after 2 sets then 2 more wouldn’t help..

sometimes I bring a painting for party favors..

this draconian nightclub heritage of making a band play for 4 hours….that is bull hockey..

Hueys hear me……love you….but your 4 hour slave romp is too long..

You hamburger swilling tyrants..

we play afternoons and early evenings…no night time stuff.

we are not interested in getting shot.

Contact lamar at earzip@gmail.com

Posted on 04/10/2021 by lamar sorrento

What year is it..?

I’ve been writing down 1921 as the year…

is this just me..?

im trying to paint some new things for you to look at…

soon I have some.

i optimisticize.

Posted on 04/09/202104/09/2021 by lamar sorrento

End of times

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Posted on 03/24/202103/24/2021 by lamar sorrento

Music

Music, oh, how faint, how weak, Language fades before thy spell!

Said, Sir Thomas More

Which goes to show you that even hundreds of years ago, he knew that talk radio and podcasts would suck and suck hard compared to even Louie Louie .

you know . You meet someone and a casual conversation ensues when suddenly, they start to tell you about a podcast that you ,meaning me. Just HAve to listen to .!!…. the guy is so great , you will just love him …. !!!…you’ll thank me later….

well,no I won’t love him and I won’t thank you , you pompous ass, I assure you that….I dont care if it’s Aristotle himself or an original astronaut or whoever speaking ..I won’t love him because I won’t listen.. because As soon as you said ‘podcast’ a thick fog enveloped my brain and my eyes burned like fire and there was a loud metallic buzzing in my ears ….all my senses were working overtime to block your hideous voice from my head and I won’t be thanking you ..you dimwit ..leave me out of your internet cesspool . Call a plumber because you are full of shit…I’d much rather just go out side and look at birds .