Posted on

Hot dog

Today…I bought a package of already made pronto pups

from the deli area of the grocery store…do you know the difference in a pronto pup and a hot dog..?it’s speed…a pronto pup is faster…thus the name. In America you can not sell a pronto pup at a baseball game or you will be deported,..

anyway,you bake them at 350 for 25 minutes…I ate one with  some deli baked beans..it was good…I wish grocery stores would get rid of canned stuff and just have ready to heat and eat stuff…anybody who puts ketchup on a hot dog or a pronto pup is a mental case and you should avoid them…

of course if the pronto pup turns out to be hostile to me,  then I will report back a scathing indictment of deli items.

why do they call the fake sushi rolls California Rolls…?..there is no fish in one…it’s not shaped like California.  Is it because everything in California is fake..?..

mostly it’s rice and a grisly looking green ooze that I won’t eat …and fake crab meat..they are good with a saucer of soy sauce.

why don’t they call them Alabama rolls, then people in the South would think they invented them . And would eat them here..in Memphis..

in Memphis in 1980 ,in summer, it was over 100 degrees for about 15 days in a row. It was nasty…Some days 106 or more..Many nights it didn’t go below 100 degrees..nobody on the news mentioned it or blamed it on climate change…this was over 40 years ago. The only people who noticed it were the foreign born male fetus creatures that swore that when they grew up that if they could own the biggest search engine and news outlet in the world, they would do everything possible to slant everything that happened anywhere to climate change. Those guys that run Google are smelly immigrants from India  and middle East who reek of curry and body odor. They have to fly in private jets because they smell so bad..they try to buy girlfriends online..they teach them to fear the climate.

Posted on

Hiatus

This painting is from way way back when I painted in oil paint. It’s Django Reinhardt..

They  looked different… I liked them but the paint was very slow to dry….some colors took days ,!

and the liquid dryer stuff stunk up the whole house. so after a year or two I switched to acrylic..

im not taking any paintingrequests till after Labor Day, I’m working on some other stuff,..even today I am working.

 

Posted on

My globe is cool not warm

It’s near the end of July in Memphis and I am on the porch in a  sweater…usually you would be trying to fend off a heat stroke down here in Memphis .. send me 10 dollars please …that way I can afford to live since I’m not getting the child tax credit bundle of cash…I need plastic surgery too , obviously , but I will just use the money for food..

Ben and JerryS has announced today  that  they will not sell any ice cream to Jews in Palestine… dear Ben and Jerry ,nobody gives a god damn about you… your ice cream is full of shit anyway…such cute names .. you bearded assholes

I will be 72 in a month or so..how much longer do you think I can keep up this charade of a life..?.

I’m already working on a line of talk  to give St Peter at the golden gate..

 

”I meant to do better, I swear”

“i was a poor child and I became mean as a self defense mechanism  , understand ?..you fat old  bastard “

“ is there any hot  babes here or is everyone half gay like you are.? , you old freak”

”go tell Jesus that Lamar  is here to see him  , he sure ain’t busy helping the poor damn world ..”

”is L Ron Hubbard here ?, if so , please send me to hell now .”

” What time is chow ?”

” I’m not wearing a gown , ok,?, let’s get that straight now “

”do they show reruns of Welcome Back Kotter here…?…If so , pluck out my eyes now …better take my ears too…

“i’m good at doing imitations ., any kind  of cabaret work here,?,, I can do Joe Pesci ….I can also do Jimmy Fallon but I get him  confused with Jim Bakker ,…Is Tammy Faye here ?…”

”look Chester , just guide me to where Anna Nicole Smith is and then forget  you ever saw me..”

”I owe my soul to the company store”

 

 

 

 

 

Posted on

Positive

I’m gonna try to post things that are  more positive and will somehow make everyone feel happy about their opinions and thoughts., ..and mine too….this should not be too difficult…